Whooties Whooties Everywhere!!

Hi Everyone. I trust you all had a great week.  Nothing new here.  I’ve just been hunkered down here in the boonies aka the Western suburbs working diligently on my web stuff.

My life has been pretty quiet this week. I had a bit of a wild, busy 4 days last weekend – details I will be keeping to myself – so I have been super boring and quit this week. What I did want to write about is yet another reason why I love living in Australia.  As some of you may know, exactly 14 months ago, I was MUCH MUCH larger than I am now. Almost 50 pounds (23 kilos) more than I do today.  Living in America gives you a totally fucked up vision of what is considered attractive if you are a woman.  If you are not a size 0 or now 00, then you are considered to be fat.  It’s sick.  One of the first things I noticed when I got to Australia is that women here are of all sizes and no one cares.  When you see ads or women on tv, they are on average, size 8. When I first saw ads, the first thing I thought to myself was, “Damn, that chick is fat!”.  How crazy is that?!?  I had been brainwashed by the American media to expect to see anorexic women as a beauty idea. Sick!

Another obversation I noticed about women here is that there a ton of WHOOTIE’S here.  What’s a whootie you ask?  A whootie is a white girl with a bootie!  Not just any bootie, but a sista-girl bootie.  It is the strangest thing.  These girls are packin’ out here.  There are skinny whooties, medium sized wooties, asian whooties, white whooties.  It’s incredible.  Women here are curvy and sexy and no one cares if they are a size 2 or a 22.  Needless to say, I am  very happy to be here since even though I have lost a ton of weight, I am still very curvy and I LOVE IT!!  I feel & am sexier now than I ever have in my entire life.  I am completely unburdened with having to get on scales, watch what I eat or any of that crap. It feels wonderful.  For all of my friends that may be wondering if I have kept my weight off, then answer is yes.  I did gain about about 12lbs before I left the states because I was thoroughly enjoyed my American cheeseburgers and pizza.  Once I got to OZ, I gained about 5 lbs for a total of 17lbs total.  In the past 2 months, I have dropped about 11 lbs – I’m guessing since I don’t get on scales – but my small clothes I brought over here are still loose. Now if I can only change my flat ass into a whootie bootie, I will be set!!  LOL

Anyway, gotta get back to work.  I’ve got content to create and sites to get up.

Ciao for Now.

Me 14 months ago at 210lbs

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